Every once in awhile I try to admit that sex exists in a comic, and I always, always regret it. Maybe if I did it enough I'd eventually stop being so clumsy at it, but I'm not sure I could endure the process.

Anyway, there's still part of me that's thinks this version perhaps makes a little more sense and may even be a little funnier than the cleaned up version, but it's just far too dark for me and my writing. In the end, I just don't want to go there.